Kiko the catastrophe

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the only debate we have had over tommy boy was if it was awesome or supr awesome, thats love BITCH!

– Lily, How I met your mother

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Something from the past

Me:
RAWRG im a dinosaur
Kevin:
hunts
Me:
what?
no
i will eat u
Kevin:
hunting/chase music
fear builds within u
..
.....
dun dun
dun dun dun dun
Me:
im the dinosaur
il go Jurassic park on ur ass
Kevin:
i'm from the future
it's a sport
dun dun dun dun
lol i'm scaring myself
Me:
lol
if only i had brought my ballista all of my problems would be solved
Kevin:
ha
Me:
seriously i could fight u off, get food and hunt down a kinda cute kinda sexy hysterical funny but not funny looking guy that i might wanna fuck
Kevin:
nope, i've got lethal hands
Me:
u can not stand up against my ballista
Kevin:
among many other lethal body parts
Me:
oh my
dirty image
Kevin:
lethal
Me:
purple elephants
Kevin:
LETHAL!!!
Me:
everything is ruined forever
Kevin:
seductive
return
slowly
return
seductively
BUTTER SMACK!
and you're back
Me:
idk what just happened
but
Kevin:
t
Me:
well
that was
fun
Kevin:
sick kevin is like high kevin
i make sense
but you have to feel what i write
dont think
that's how i work
feel me here
Me:
r u using an accent
b/c i feel like u r using an accent
Kevin:
soft velvet blanket wrapped warmly around the soft spots of your skin
no accent my chinese immigrant friend
there are only wormholes in this cabby ride
or cab?
yeah cab
Me:
i feel like i should get tested after this conversation
Kevin:
the testing had already begun
she thought with anticipation as sheread the lines on the screen
hoping he wouldnt say what she was thinking next
but as he typed he seemed to be becomming more and more of what she wished he wouldn't
he was slowly becomming her
taking in her thoughts
reading her mind
becoming her
pizza!
Me
oh my
that is really dangrous
dangerous
**
Kevin:
dangrous dangerous dangrous
wrongrightwrong
wrongighwrong
wronggwrong
wrongwrong
=right
Me:
four
Kevin:
u were never wrong
Me:
i know that
but to what r u refering
referring**
this time?
Kevin:
every time
all the time
none of the time
time after time
timeaftertime
2times
london times
Me:
if u start thinking an edgar allen poe cartoon tattoo sounds like a good idea im gonna be concerned
Kevin:
they've got some brits, i'll tell u that much
lol what what?
Me:
when i was super sick
i was seriously SERIOUSLY considering getting a cartoon edgar allan poe tattoo

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